Introduction
This week's battle at the Helensburgh Games Club was a 3-way affair using the Hordes of the Things rules. However, it's been a crazy week (amongst other things, there was an open evening at the local secondary school and also I was made redundant), so I've not got round to reporting the game until today. Even now, I think it'll have to be a very cursory article.The Scenario
I described this as a 3-way battle. Actually, the scenario is more a 2-way fight with a few distractions...The story goes thus: a small band of mercenaries is escorting a tax collector and his takings when they are ambushed by not just 1, but 2 separate armies. The tax collector's forces must try to escape (fat chance!); each of the attackers can win by capturing the cart which contains the tax money.
So, special rules:
- The mercenaries are desperate and won't become demoralised if (when) their forces are reduced below the normal threshold.
- The treasure cart moves and fights as if it were a Horde. It is not destroyed when any combat result would otherwise indicate this, but instead is captured. It then becomes the property of whichever army just beat it, at least until the next army tries to retake it!
- Victory goes to whichever army controls the treasure cart at the end of the game, or the last army standing if all others are demoralised and flee.
The Battle
The mercenaries tried to make a run for it, but almost immediately they were caught between marauding goblins and trolls (on the right) and swarms of bats from the undead army (on the left).Most of the mercenaries were wiped out very quickly, but one persistent group of spearmen faced off against a huge troll for much of the game. Also, the tax collector and his knightly bodyguard broke through hordes of goblins and nearly managed to escape.
In the north, a line of goblin wolf riders met an equal line of skeleton horsemen near the edge of the forest and all but obliterated them. As one player said "dogs like bones".
The tax collector finally broke free from the encircling hordes, but then ran straight into a pair of trolls and was squashed.
As he did so, the goblins' ballista had a clear line of sight to the undead army's flocks of bats. The artillery showed remarkable efficiency by shooting down several bat swarms in a row (were they using cannister or chain-shot, I wonder?)
This wasn't the end of the mercenaries, for 1 particularly feisty element of spearmen had chased off the troll that had attacked them near the wagon. These infantry were so fired up that they followed the monster up a nearby hill, jabbing at it with their pikes whenever it tried to stop.
At the treasure cart, the fight degenerated into a vulgar tussle as generals from both the goblin and the undead armies fought over the loot. It was easy enough for each to recapture the wagon, but they never had a chance to drag it away before the other side counter-attacked!
And that's pretty much how the game ended. There were fights elsewhere, but none were conclusive and all 3 sides claimed that they might have won if we'd been able to continue.
Nice battle report. Very difficult game for the mercenary's! Sorry to hear about your redundancy news.
ReplyDeleteThe mercenaries were really there to provide a speed bump for the ravening hordes - it would have been difficult to justify an abandoned chest of money in the middle of nowhere!
DeleteAs for the redundancy, thanks for your comment. It wasn't at all unexpected and hopefully I won't be out of work for long.
If all three sides could potentially claim victory it sounds like a tight game. Nice one mate.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think the mercenaries claim was a bit weak, seeing as they only had a single spear element left (and *that* only survived because the Goblins were pretty much ignoring it)!
DeleteHehe amazing! I think the spearmen are in for a salary raise!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe - but I don't think the king would be very pleased if they went to him asking for money after they lost all the tax money :-) ...
DeleteI admire your ability to develop extraordinary battle scenarios that almost always result in a great game.
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks - but I don't think of these games as anything particularly extraordinary. Gee, I'm all embarrassed now :-) !
DeleteDamn, I was rooting for the Tax collector and thought he'd survive !
ReplyDeleteGreat report and a very entertaining read as always, the gunners were obviously using bat-shot (a form of bird shot) and the comment about "dogs like bones" was priceless.
I too was made redundant earlier this year and I can empathise with your position, good luck in the future job hunt.
I suspect that you're the only reader ever to support a tax collector! He did meet an end that no-one deserves, though.
DeleteThanks for the support on redundancy. As I said in a previous comment, we saw it coming a long time ago and so weren't at all surprised when it finally happened.
Good luck with your job search. Just make sure you have the right stats on your character sheet!
ReplyDeleteAnd a great game too. I love your twists, it makes them fun and challenging!
Thanks, Cedric. It's not a complete disaster - there are possibilities out there for me. Hopefully this unemployment will only be for a short period.
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