A zombie, a Klingon and a dodo walk into a bar...

A zombie, a Klingon and a dodo walk into a bar...

No, sorry - that's not right.  See, there was this zombie and he took his chicken into a bar...that's not it.  Hang on, I'll get it right in a minute.  It was a spaceship, not a bar and...

Or I could just stop wittering and show you all some of the wargaming stuff that I've completed recently (over the past 2 weeks or so).  That would be better, wouldn't it?

Spaceships

The battleship Admiral Kang and battlecruiser Relentless will give my Klingon space fleet some real punch.  These models are from Studio Bergstrom; I'll use them as Klingon ships although officially they are "Sing-Ons" instead.

I like these so much that I took several pictures of them; here's another from a different angle.

Tomb Monsters

A little while ago, I showed off some Egyptologist models.  As I was writing about them, I realised that, apart from a few ruffians, I didn't have much in the way of opposition for these adventurers.  Well, since then I've been starting to gather some...

Firstly, some scarab beetle swarms.  These models come from Black Cat Bases, who are excellent for such things. They have a large range of swarms that really do look like a multitude of animals (I can't see myself using a turtle swarm for anything, but no doubt someone will find a gaming use for them!)

Next up are some snakes from a large packet that I've had lying about for years.  I think they are from Black Tree Design, but I cannot remember for sure.  Anyway, I'm not too happy with the way my painting turned out on these, so let's move on swiftly.

Here's the big guy himself, the boss monster at the centre of the tomb, The Mummy!  This one comes from the same Blue Moon set as most of my Egyptologists.

Dodos

When I saw them in the Black Cat Bases catalogue, I immediately thought that their dodos would be great as light relief for a "Lost World" expedition.  These are odd models in many ways.  Firstly, they are huge; these birds come up to a 28mm human's shoulders and are considerably bulkier than a man.  In real life, the birds stood about 1m tall.  Secondly, the anatomy is a little suspect (for example, they don't have the very distinctive upright tuft of tail feathers).  Still, kudos to the manufacturer for making such odd creatures available in miniature.  I'll use them anyway in my games, though they might just have to be "man-eating giant dodos" instead (mwahahaha!).

Zombies

A couple more zombies made it to the head of the task list.  I'm working my way slowly through 2 sets at the same time; one of these is from each set.  See here for a previous update on zombies.

Chickens

Lastly, I thought that some livestock would be useful.  Primarily this would be as an objective or a distraction in a game of Saga (if I ever manage to paint up my other warband).  I suppose they could be used in any game with 28mm figures though; I'm interested to hear any serious (?!) ideas about how I might use a flock of chickens in All Things Zombie!

So there you have it: this is roughly a fortnight's output from my workbench.  Some of these items were assembled, based, undercoated and painted from start to finish within that period.  Others were merely completed, having been worked on before and then spent a long time waiting for my full attention.  Still, they're all finished now!

DBA: The Defence of Heshbon, 700BC

Introduction

In 700 BC, the Assyrians under King Sennacherib were laying siege to the Hebrew town of Heshbon.  As well as 2 armies of their own, the attackers were supported by a large contingent of Midianite Arabs.  However, the Hebrew King Hezekiah had gathered 2 armies of his own, plus a force of Kushite Egyptians.  These marched to defend the town; battle seemed inevitable.

This is a fictional encounter to give justification to a game of DBA that I hosted this week at the Helensburgh Games Club.  The town, the armies involved and the named personalities did all exist in the same region and in the same time period.  However, the notion that they all came together for this particular fight is hypothetical.

We had 6 DBA armies (12 elements each) and a total of 8 players!  Models are from my ageing 15mm collection.

Advance!

Right from the start, the Hebrew central army and their Kushite Egyptian allies advanced rapidly.  The other Hebrew army (top left) was a bit indecisive and just moved some of their infantry forwards a little.  However, it looked as if the Assyrians had been caught napping by the arrival of the relief force.  Their armies hadn't deployed very efficiently to start with; now the Assyrian commanders compounded this by spreading their troops over even more ground.  Only their Midianite allies (top right) looked at all coherent.

The Kushites were the first to make contact, as their cavalry charged the forces of General Holofernes.  Although the Assyrians had made some attempt to restore order to their lines, they now looked more like a traffic jam than an organised fighting force.  Units in the second line were misaligned badly with those in the front line, thus preventing any of the latter from retreating (in DBA, a unit is destroyed if it is required to recoil and cannot).  Also, many units were not in contiguous blocks; it would be harder to give orders to them separately.

Crunch!

The Kushite cavalry were handled roughly: 1 base was lost and the others were repulsed.  On the other flank, Balaam's camels tried to charge the Hebrew heavy infantry; predictably they were forced back.  A lone Assyrian chariot saw King Hezekiah's chariot at the front of the Hebrew army.  Its opportunistic charge (centre top) was brave but futile and the Assyrian unit was destroyed, though not without giving the Hebrews a bit of a scare!

The decimated Kushite cavalry made way so that their chariots could pin Holofernes' mounted troops.  Meanwhile, the wild Kushite tribal infantry swept over the light Assyrian infantry on the wing and threatened to outflank the entire army!

At the same time, the rest of the battlefield resounded to the sounds of weapons against shields, horses neighing and the rumble of wheels as infantry fought, camels spat and chariots made passes at their enemies.  A couple of Hebrew heavy infantry units (top) prevented all of the Midianite infantry from advancing down off their hill.  Wave after wave of Midianite camelry crashed against more Hebrew infantry (middle), but they were repeatedly repulsed by the determined spearmen.  The camels also started to take some serious losses from the Hebrew archers.  The Hebrew chariots, cavalry and assorted infantry (bottom) advanced steadily.  The Assyrians threw the odd chariot in their way, but without support these only served to slow the advance down a little before they were destroyed.

Retreat!

Then, in a single round, it was all over.  The Assyrian General Holofernes tried personally to stem the Kushite warriors.  He almost succeeded, but was swarmed by them and killed (bottom).  At the same time, one of the Kushite chariots was trapped and lost (lower centre).  Yet another of Sennacherib's chariots was wiped out (middle) and Balaam's camels suffered grievously at the hands of the Hebrew archers (top).  In a single combat phase, 4 of the 6 forces passed their break points and became demoralised!  The 2 Hebrew armies were the only ones left with any fight in them.

The broken Kushites and some of the Assyrians were too exhausted to move (i.e. their commanders threw a high enough number of PIPs to hold them where they were), but the remainder of the Midianites and many of the other Assyrians fled as fast as they could.  Hezekiah and some of his Hebrew chariots pursued, picking off the stragglers with glee.  The only thing that prevented the rout from becoming a massacre was that many of the Hebrew mounted troops were not well positioned to join in the chase.  The city of Heshbon was saved and the population rejoiced, at least for now!

Making Cards for Games

Introduction

As my faithful readers will know, I've made my own cards to help with various games.  I have decks for Doctor Who Miniatures Game (DWMG), The Rules With No Name (TRWNN) and All Things Zombie (ATZ) [earlier articles on the subject: ATZ Event Cards, ATZ Event Cards - Updated Style, ATZ Event Cards, Part 3, ATZ Event Cards: Finally, Various Game Cards].  For some time now I've been promising to write an article on how I make such cards, so here it is.

Below, I intend to describe how I should have created my ATZ random event deck.  I'll call this the "Prepare-Create-Publish" process.   Note that the steps listed below are the ideal sequence; they're not in the same order that I actually did them.  In reality, I had to do quite a lot of backtracking and revision, mainly because I didn't know what I'm telling you now!

For the record, the DWMG cards are home-printed straight from the game (i.e. I didn't design them myself) and are therefore not very interesting for this discussion.  However, the TRWNN deck was an early experiment that ended up following much the same process as my ATZ event deck.  See - it's taken me 2 goes and I still haven't got the process completely right!

A. Prepare

1. Choose the publisher

   It may seem counter-intuitive to make this the first step, but it's important to know up front how you intend to print your cards.  This decision may impact the number of cards you can have in a deck and the aspect ratio, colour depth and printable material.
   For example, if using a commercial service such as Artscow.com then a standard deck will be 54 cards (52 playing cards plus 2 jokers) printed on 280gsm paper, requiring a resolution/aspect ration of 750x1050 or higher.
   On the other hand, if you use a home printer then the deck can consist of any number of cards, any aspect ration and any resolution - but the material on which you print may be limited in thickness.   Also, you'll need to cut out and trim the cards yourself - this isn't as easy as you might think, especially trying to get the card backs to line up correctly with the fronts!
   
   

2. Gather data

   Once you know what limits there may be, decide how many cards you will create and what information needs to go on them.  This is probably best done as a paper list as you'll revise it a lot when developing your ideas!
   In my TRWNN deck, it became obvious early on that there were 2 distinct categories of cards: "character cards" give the character's name, photo, class and faction, while "action cards" have the action name and a textual description of the action.  These use quite separate designs.
   
   

3. Decide on the Design

   

   Original/first design

   For each category of card that has been identified in the previous step, decide on the layout.  It is possible to simply write plain text and add images, but this will give a very uninspiring appearance.  Instead, consider whether you should include borders, backgrounds and/or "fluff" design elements.
   
   

   

   Final "MtG" design

   You might find it useful (I did!) to look at other cards and take inspiration from them.  For example, the designers of Magic the Gathering, Pokemon and ATZ's Risks and Rewards deck have all been through this process already.  Examine what they did and copy the elements that work for you.
   For the TRWNN cards, I added a scrollwork pattern near the bottom of each card.  This serves no game purpose, but helps to fill space and to identify the different categories as belonging to the same deck.
   Also note that in my ATZ event deck, each card was given a quote or caption.  Again, this doesn't make any difference to the rules and isn't strictly necessary, but it helps to set the atmosphere.
   

B. Create

1. Make a Template

   
   Since you're going to be producing a large number of similar cards, it's really worth taking the time to create a decent template (if your design has more than one category of card then you will need a separate template for each category).  Add the elements which are common to all cards, such as the background and any borders, to the template.  Then all you have to do to add a new card is to copy the template and fill in the bits that are specific to that card.  Easy!
   I used Powerpoint to create the ATZ Event Deck.  Firstly, I set the page size to that required for Artscow (i.e. 750x1050).  Then I created a single master slide (i.e. template) with all the borders and backgrounds I wanted.  The master slide has 4 "click here" placeholders on it, so that whenever I create a new slide I just have to fill in those 4 items.
   
   

2. Create the cards!

   Now you are ready to make all the cards you want.  Take the template created above and copy it as many times as needed.  Then go through the paper list of cards that you gathered and fill in each template with the data for a separate card.  If you need to add photographs then these will have to be collected; I find that this is actually much more time-consuming than the rest of the process.
   Don't forget to produce a card back as well!
   Tip: it's probably a good idea to use an image editor to resize any photos so they have the same aspect ratio as the placeholder on the template.  That way you won't get any unexpected clipping or stretching effects on the card!

C. Publish

1. Export your designs

   If you are using a commercial printer then you'll need to save your cards in a format that the printing company can accept.  This is probably going to be .png or a similar bitmap format, with each card saved as a separate file. 
   Tip: In Powerpoint, you can use the "save as" option and choose to export the entire presentation as .png .  If you then select "export all slides", it will write each slide out as a separate image file, which is just what you want!
   If you are printing the cards yourself then this step is probably not necessary.  Just print the cards on your home printer.
   
   

2. Print the deck!

   Upload the exported image files to your chosen commercial printing company (artscow.com has a "batch upload" which makes this very easy).  Use these images to create a custom deck of playing cards, then order it, sit back and wait for the postman!
   Tip: if you're using artscow then remember to switch off the "poker text" on each card.  Otherwise your cards will automatically have regular playing card symbols as well as your chosen design, such as 2 of hearts.  I speak from experience with one of my early attempts :- ( .  I've no knowledge of other commercial printers.

Finally...

That's how I did it.  I'm sure there are plenty of other ways to design and print cards; I'd be delighted to hear from anyone who wishes to discuss this topic further.

ATZ-FFO Campaign, Game 6: Evacuation!

Introduction

At Golden Hills, the residents had finished clearing up the mess from the first zombie attack (see here).  They were gathered in the park to hold a short memorial for Captain Salty, when there was a roar of engines as a convoy of vehicles approached.  The survivors watched a couple of soldiers approach them, wondering what would happen next.

The Scenario

The National Guard have orders to evacuate all civilians and take them to a safe holding camp.  Of course, the survivors may decide that they don't want to be evacuated.  And there will also be zombies...

Survivors

• John: REP 6 survivalist, pistol, camera.  Followed around by Laddie, REP 2 Shetland collie.
• Bomber: REP 6 survivalist, police-issue shotgun, baseball bat.  In charge of Clancy, REP 6 Irish wolfhound.
• Darcy and Lizzie: REP 5 married survivalists, each with a pistol.
• Gertrude and Albert: REP 2 elderly citizens.  Gertrude has a chainsaw.
• Abe: REP 3 elderly citizen.  He drives a mobility scooter and has a hunting rifle.
• Edna, the crazy cat lady: REP 2 elderly citizen.  Always surrounded by cats.

National Guard

• Lieutenant Costner: REP 5 military, BA pistol.
• Corporal Van Damme: REP 4 military, assault rifle
• Connery: REP 4 military, assault rifle (drives the GPV)
• Dalton: REP 3 military (drives the first truck)
• Eastwood: REP 3 military (drives the second truck)

I decided that the survivors would place all their figures first, not knowing what was about to happen.  The convoy would then arrive and a "meet and greet" would be carried out between the 2 sides.  Once that was concluded then the game proper would start with the arrival of an appropriate number of zombies along random table edges.

The area was judged to be suburban and the encounter level was 3.  These are both a bit higher/more dangerous than in the previous game over the same terrain ; the zombie plague is definitely spreading.  No PEFs will be used for this game (there are enough humans on the board already!)

Meet and Greet

"We've come to evacuate you" called Lieutenant Costner to John and the other survivors.  "Please make your way to the trucks and we'll take you somewhere safe".
"Um, where is this safe place?" asked John.
"I can't tell you" confessed the officer.  "We'll receive instructions when we've loaded everyone up".
"And suppose we don't want to go" asked John, smiling but tense.  "What happens then?"
"Ah, err.  I...  Just give me a moment while I contact my commander" Costner fluffed (Lieutenant Costner lost the meet-and-greet roll badly!).  However, he never got a chance to ask for clarification; just at that moment Corporal Van Damme shouted out "STAND TO!" as hordes of zombies approached from all sides.



(A total of 39 zombies were placed initially; I think this must be a record for any of my games!  They came from every side of the table.)

Surrounded!

Straight away, John and Bomber opened fire on the nearest group of zombies...

...with considerable success!  However, considering the numbers facing them, this was just a drop in the ocean.

Back at the convoy, the troops were in trouble.  Zombies besieged both trucks and managed to smash the door and window of Eastwood's vehicle.

Connery manned the M240 MMG on the roof of his patrol vehicle and began gunning down the mob that was approaching from the west.  However, it didn't seem to matter how many he destroyed; there just seemed to be more and more of them!  (By the end of the game, this player had acquired such a reputation for attracting zombies with his several characters that all the other players demanded I prevent him from shooting!)

Lieutenant Costner ran back to help his men, but didn't make it all the way before he came face-to-face with one of the approaching undead.

Meanwhile, the rest of the survivors and Corporal Van Damme ran about in a panic in the middle of the village, not knowing where to turn as the northern horde came closer!

Respite

Just as the situation looked truly grim, a small miracle occurred.  For several turns in a row, the zombies failed to activate and just stood around moaning or shuffling forward very slowly.  John organised a firing line along with Bomber and Van Damme; together they did considerable damage to the largest horde of zombies in the north:

Once this area had been quietened down a bit, Van Damme led Albert and Gertrude into the nearest house and started to barricade the door.  Bomber stayed outside, mopping up the closest straggler zombies.

Eastwood used the pause firstly to kick out the zombie that had already entered the cab of his truck.  He then grabbed his automatic rifle and fired on it and the group that were following.  All were knocked down, but none killed before Eastwood ran out of ammunition.

The resourceful soldier threw his useless gun onto the floor of the truck,started the engine and began to drive.  The heavy vehicle wasn't going fast, but its all-terrain suspension took it straight over the 3 zombies, crushing them instantly.

In the lead truck, Dalton wasn't so lucky.  Although the zombies hadn't yet managed to break into his cab, he had tried (and failed) repeatedly to start his vehicle.  The flooded engine backfired noisily, as more and more zombies appeared in the middle distance.

Finally, Darcy reached the GPV just as Connery was about to drive it away.  The lieutenant also reached the GPV, having dispatched the zombie that he had encountered, but decided to stand directly in front of the vehicle (so that he couldn't be attacked from behind?).  The infuriated Connery couldn't move forward without running down his officer and couldn't reverse because of the truck right behind him.

On the bright side, Darcy proved to be a natural with the MMG and started to thin out the zombie hordes that were attracted by all the noise.  Lizzie stood just outside the vehicle, taking down lone zombies with careful, single shots.

Exodus

Eastwood continued to drive his truck steadily along the road, crushing zombie after zombie with the big tyres (in FFO, vehicles keep moving even when the driver doesn't activate.  The zombies were lined up nicely and didn't really stand much of a chance when hit by the 5 ton truck).

John ran north, to try to finish off the last couple of zombies that were blocking the way there.  He flattened one in hand-to-hand combat, but had to leave Abe and Edna in order to do this.

Abe had spent much of the game on the path in the middle of the housing , taking potshots at distant zombies and cursing manfully when he invariably missed.  However, a straggler broke through the thin ring of defenders and was nearly on him.

John saw the danger too late; he tried to run back to protect Abe but couldn't make it in time.  Instead, it was Edna who plucked up courage enough to attack the shambling creature.  For a horrible moment, the 2 of them were tied in combat...

...but then the old lady brought her walking stick crashing down on its skull and dropped the zombie like a pro (she won the melee by 1 point, then predictably rolled the necessary '1' to kill it!).

It now looked as if the southwest would be the best escape route.  With John's assistance and encouragement, Abe and Edna made it to the vehicles, just as the convoy set off.  Corporal Van Damme saw them going and leaped out of the window of the cottage where he had been hiding with Gertrude and Albert.  "Wait for me!" he called, as he ran after the departing trucks.
Large numbers of zombies were now approaching from the southeast; the survivors barely managed to escape; even this was only possible because Lizzie and Darcy continued to pick off the closest threats.

Bomber and Clancy had no trouble in shooting their way through the pack of zombies to the northeast; they made their escape on foot in that direction.

Aftermath

Amazingly, nobody died!  I ran out of kill markers for the zombies, hence the variety of such tokens in some of the later photos.  Even so, there were still plenty of zeds roaming the table at the end of the game.

The party did get well and truly split up.  All the soldiers made their escape in the convoy, as did 2 of the pensioners, Darcy, Lizzie, John and his dog.  Bomber escaped in the opposite direction, but the remaining 2 pensioners were forgotten and left behind.

"Lie down and keep quiet" hissed Gertrude.  The elderly couple huddled together behind the settee, whilst from outside came noises: shuffling, moaning, shuffling, moaning...

Updates:
Game 7 tells what happened next to Bomber and Clancy.
Game 8 gives the further adventures of John, Darcy, Lizzie and the convoy of guardsmen.

More 28mm Zombies

This week, I have mostly been painting zombies...

What I should have been doing is finishing, or at least progressing, some of my older hobby projects.  In particular, my Saga Scots warband is primed and ready to paint, but lack of completion is holding up even a trial game.  My 6mm Napoleonic armies are not quite ready for me to put on a game of Black Powder.  And for weeks now I've been intending to make some forest path scenery for a Robin Hood game...

Instead, I've been completing yet more zombies.  These are easy to paint because they're familiar (I'm always faced with a bit of inertia when starting a brand new project).  However, I don't really need them; I've already got enough zombies for anything other than the most ambitious game.  Sometimes you need to do things just because they're fun!

Blue Moon Zombies

I bought this set at Claymore 2012; getting round to painting them in less than 2 months is relatively quick for me!  Obviously I haven't finished all of the models in the set, but here are 3 female zombies.

The Blue Moon figures are somewhat "old school" in sculpting terms (for example, the inside of the hands is pretty much devoid of any detail).  I don't mind this at all though; firstly it's always good to have more variety and secondly these chunky models should stand up to rougher handling than some of my new plastic zombies (see below).  However, the moulds are clearly showing their age, with occasional large chunks of flash that needed to be carved or filed away.

Here are 3 male zombies; like the females they are all clutching or grasping at something.  For the most part, their clothing is very ragged and tattered and they have multiple wounds.  I don't think these are the freshest of zombies!

The guy in the boiler suit has even lost the top of his skull!

Wargames Factory Zombie Vixens

I showed some of my zombie vixens before, here.  Since then I've made some progress and can display quite a few more.  As well as the lifeguard and the maid (seen previously), this picture shows the evening dress and the nurse.

I think that the evening dress is my least favourite pose amongst these models.  It's the model that looks closest to Barbie in proportion; the legs are far too long in proportion to the torso.  The nurse is just fine though; I could also have painted her as a waitress, I think.

Here are some more of the vixens, including a couple of crawlers.  The first crawler is trying to pick up her handbag with the remaining stump of her arm and cannot figure out why it isn't working, poor dear!
There's not really much left of the second crawler at all!  I've modeled some extra guts and stuff spilling out of the torso, though I confess that I found doing this to be rather unsettling.

I think that the "little red dress" model could be used as a human if desired, rather than as a zombie.  It wouldn't be too difficult to find a head and some arms that didn't have injuries, or to fill in minor wounds with modelling putty.  She could be a survivor if given a weapon, or maybe just a terrified citizen.  She is barefoot, though - that might reduce the ways in which she could be re-purposed.
I've put a rat on the base of the right-hand crawler, just to add a bit of volume to a model that is otherwise fairly insubstantial.  This rodent comes from Black Cat Bases and was in a random accessories pack that I bought some time ago.
Finally, a tip: I tend to use Google Images a lot for inspiration when painting.  Don't search for "women's football strip" if you want to depict a team player; it won't return the results you expect.  Note also that using "uniform" instead of "strip" isn't much better!  The internet is a wonderful thing, but sometimes it can be a dark place as well...